Yhini njakazi! So ufuna ukuthatha iselfies wena okanye isithandwa sakho, yiba lundwendwe lwam. Kodwa ukwenza oko kwifowuni katitshala wakho kukukhohlisa. Kwaye kufuneka uhlawule ngenxa yobugwenxa, kwaye ngokwenyama - yiloo nto wayeyilindele! Kwaye ndiya kukuxelela, akanamdla kumabanga akhe. Kubalulekile ukuba iimazi ezinjengaye zifake utitshala wakhe ukuze ziqhayise ngayo kubahlobo babo. Aze ahlekise ngedick yakhe. Noko lo unedick enkulu.
Kwakutshiwo amaxesha amaninzi ngaphambili - ngaba wonile, wenze into yobudenge? - Zilungiselele ukohlwaywa ngenxa yoko. Lo nogada wayesamsizela lo blonde. Okokuqala, ngewayemenzele izinto eziqatha, okwesibini, ngewayemnikele emapoliseni emva kwayo yonke le nto. Kungenjalo, wavele wamgezela wamyeka.
Ulungile. Ulungile, ntombazana. Ndifuna ukuhamba nawe. Ndicela undithathe.